FML Story – Birthday Forgetten
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonalds slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
FML Story – Love Scars
Today, I went skating and I fell on a bunch of rocks. When I looked down at the cuts, it spelled “Lex” perfectly, which is my bestfriend’s name. I showed people, and now people think that I’m obsessed and a cutter. FML
FML Story – Looking for the Phone
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, “Honey you’re on your phone talking to [...]