FML Story – The Boyfriend
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said “You’re so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!” FML
FML Story – Cuddling
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after having sex a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says “I smell chicken.” FML
FML Story – Home Phone
Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said “Can’t talk right now, I’m in a movie theater.” and then hung up. I’d called her home phone. FML
FML Story – The High School Geek
Today, I asked my husband why he won’t list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it’s because he doesn’t want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married “the biggest geek in the whole school.” We went to the same high school. FML
FML Story – Error Message
Today, I got up the nerve to text the girl I’ve had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back “Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice.” Service was spelled wrong and when I looked it up, error message 3265 does not exist. FML