Archive for 'Intimacy'
FML Story – Farmville
August 21st, 2009. Published under Intimacy. No Comments.
FML Story – Farmville
Today, my husband and I were having sex, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, “Oh shit! It’s 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!” and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML
FML Story – The Joke
August 21st, 2009. Published under Intimacy. No Comments.
FML Story – The Joke
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, “Of course, when do you want to leave?”. She just stared at me blankly and said, “Shit, I was kidding.” FML
FML Story – Lets Pretend
August 18th, 2009. Published under Intimacy. No Comments.
FML Story – Lets Pretend
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, and then he said, “Lets pretend you are someone else.” FML