FML Story – Weight Limit
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. [...]
FML Story – Allergic to Sweat
Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I’ve been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I’m allergic to sweat. I’m a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a [...]
FML Story – Immunity
Today, I found out that I’m immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML